How Can I Satisfy My Wife: How To Satisfy Your Wife Every Time In Bed
I have just been left in such a state of complete sexual exhaustion that even Jude Law and Brad Pitt couldn't arouse my interest, never mind anything more substantial. Indeed, such is my repletion, that I fear I may never again be able to grip a Romeo y Julietta half-corona between my thighs.
But I am rushing ahead; you are no doubt agog to know how my husband drove me to such a pitch of sensory fulfillment and why I am typing this wearing only a rather torn and excessively moist, black lace thong covered in suspicious looking, green stains?
It all began prosaically enough when I was popping some undies into the tumble dryer and debating whether or not to sit on top and think of England. The tumble-drier that is, not the undies. I am proud to say that lust won over maidenly modesty, and hitching up my black mini-skirt halfway up my beautifully tanned, silken thighs, I parked my adorably pert bottom on the tumble dryer and waited for a becoming moistness to gather around my hardening love button. No sooner had the first tremours which always presage these moving experiences for me, begun to ripple through my thighs, than I heard the familiar tones of my husband over the pleasing hum of Germany's finest vibrating domestic appliance.
"Darling--are you there?" was more urgently repeated as a long, drawn out moan escaped my parted lips.
"Just coming," I replied with considerably more accuracy than usual.
Unfortunately I did not come--or 'cum'--as you hopelessly verbally challenged young people insist on spelling the word which falls so frequently from your lips, but I suspect is not at all well understood, as my little tale will shortly reveal.
"But I thought you weren't coming back until Saturday?" I exclaimed as my grinning beau planted an affectionate kiss on my upturned lips.
"I thought I'd surprise you, darling," he replied sweetly, and added solicitously: "I couldn't bear the thought of you all alone with only that awful American Harold Robbins to amuse you."
I should add at this juncture that Michael is an old-fashioned sort of chap, who whilst he has nothing against mindless American pulp fiction, finds Mr Robbins' bodice-ripping descriptions of female arousal rather unimaginative, or as he once put it to me: "That man is obviously a few prophylactics short of the full pack or he would not continually dwell upon the size of his heroine's chests. The chap is simply not aware of any erogenous zone other than his own, 'fun-sized' excuse for a todger."
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But I digress. You want to know what we did together after Michael found me in the high state of sexual arousal which his precipitate entrance abruptly arrested. Well, you shall, my darlings, you shall. My lover had brought some delicious, wild smoked salmon with him which sadly will not be something that most of you have ever eaten. Suffice it to say that those who have, know it to be a delicacy of surpassing excellence not to be compared with the awful muck my readers shovel down their necks in 'down the chippy'. I therefore proposed Michael whip up a light salad while I uncorked a bottle or three of a particularly light and fruity Californian Zinfandel.
By the time we had finished eating and were well into our second bottle of plonk, Michael had managed to divest me of my blouse and bra and was diligently employed in renewing his sinuous tongue's long familiarity with my breasts. So assiduous was he in paying equal attention to both nipples (so as not to cause the slightest jealously) that his fingers' exploration of my knickers was a somewhat hit and miss affair. Those of you who have caressed a woman's nipples with your tongue whilst simultaneously fingering her love button in a sufficiently expert manner to arouse her ardour and poured wine with your other hand at the same time, will know how difficult it is to give equal concentration to all these tasks while the woman has her hand around your giggle stick.
Naturally, Michael failed, but he failed heroically and we women appreciate a man who gives his all in the pursuit of the satisfaction of his beloved.
Moments later we tumbled, as one does, onto the sheepskin rug in the lounge, that Michael had thoughtfully made more comfortable by the artful addition of several cushions placed at strategic points in anticipation of the reckless abandonment into which we now plunged.
I was about to remove his trousers when he grasped my wrist and told me to close my eyes. Obedient as I am in all things conjugal (take note, you liberated girls) I immediately reclined on the cushions and breathlessly awaited developments in the expectation of something quite unusual.
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I did not have long to wait, nor was I disappointed. The first sensation was something round, hard, yet silky smooth, being gently pressed between my parted thighs. I reached down to touch the mysterious intruder only to have my hand peremptorily slapped away. Slowly the object, which I now perceived was a small ball, was pushed under my increasingly wet knickers. Another soon followed it and another. The most indescribably exquisite sensations flooded through me as my lover's dexterous tongue proceeded to induce the mysterious spheroids to commence a languorous dance around the engorged entrance to my love tunnel.
I sensed, rather than felt his teeth bite into soft flesh. Cool juice ran down my thighs and a spicy, fragrant aroma smote my quivering nostrils.
This was followed by the first of many shattering orgasms, as what I now realised was some small, fragrant fruit, was crushed against my erect clitoris.
I was trembling in every limb and had all but swooned away when the odiferous fruit was suddenly transferred to my startled lips. Its honeyed liquor was mingled with the sweet wine of my own copious love juices and I licked my lips in grateful ecstasy.
"My goodness!" I ejaculated (pun fully intended), "it's a greengage!"
Any further discussion was stifled as more of the ambrosial fruits were gently transferred to my quivering lips, hot from their slippery sojourn between my quivering thighs.
For those of you who have never tasted an English greengage fresh from the tree in your own garden, let me attempt to describe the experience to you. The fruit is round and about an inch and a quarter in diameter. When fully ripe, it is a golden, transparent green--flushed with pink and purple highlights. The skin resembles nothing so much as a beautiful woman's bottom, silky smooth, and wonderfully soft and giving to the touch. Pass the fruit before you nose and you are at once rewarded with the most wonderful perfume; redolent of languid summer days, heady like a peach, spicy like a freshly cut apple, yet more complex than either and overlaid with all the luxuriance of the finest attar of Rose. If Chanel could mix such a scent, women would kill for it.
And then you delicately take it between your softly parted lips and bite into the flesh. Ah! The sweetness is beyond description. So intensely honeyed it almost burns your mouth with its sweetness, yet like all Nature's fruits, never sickly in the way that man-made sweets are. But wait... there is another surprise, for as the flesh melts in your mouth and the sticky juices thrill your tongue, you encounter a delicious sharpness; a tang of apple-like crispness as you chew the skin and slowly dislodge the remaining flesh from the little stone inside.
Of course, by this time I was on my third or fourth orgasm and eagerly opened my legs to admit the author of my bliss into my dripping sanctuary. I shall, of course, draw a discreet veil over what occurred thereafter, but suffice it to say that Michael was as inventive and inexhaustible in his exploration of my love tunnel as he had been in his consummately original foreplay.
I shall no doubt continue to glow for some considerable time and I do not think I shall be needing to sit on the tumble dryer or in the jacuzzi until we have run out of greengages which Michael assures me will last out the week--even allowing for my excessive demands!
Neither will I take these knickers off. In fact I think I shall wrap them up with a couple of greengages and post them to one of you unimaginative young chaps.
Then again, would you know what to do with them? I leave you all to ponder that while I rest from my labours.
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The first tip that all men need to learn when touching a woman to make her orgasm is that it is all about pressure and speed. You can't go too fast, because you might slip and end up causing her some pain. You can't go too slowly because then it will become boring for her. You can't go too hard or else you may hurt her and you can't go too soft because she won't feel anything from it. The most difficult part about touching a woman is to find the right balance.
The easiest way to touch her to bring her to orgasm is to perform oral sex on her. This is a foolproof way that allows you to give her unreal pleasure and to make her orgasm powerfully. You have the most control in this position and you are able to give her the most stimulation. With your tongue on the clitoris, you can do all sorts of things to her and you will never end up hurting her since your tongue is very delicate and soft. You can use your fingers to stimulate the g-spot and to give her some of that roughness that she looks for, as she gets closer to having an orgasm. You cannot fail by giving her oral sex so when all else fails, use this top stimulation technique to have her screaming your name and begging for more.
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Stop shooting in the dark and start talking- This is the most important thing you must do in order to really know what she is looking for. The mistake most men make is that they try to do anything and everything in bed which she might or might not like. This is more or less shooting in the dark and if you hit you hit....If you don't you don't. Instead of using the old hit and trial method you should communicate with her in sexual terms and try to find out what she truly prefers in bed. The problem with most men is that they think that she might not tell them anything at all but the fact is that most women out there are just waiting to be asked.
Relax her and hit the G-spot- This is the best possible way to make a woman orgasm every single time in bed. And at the same time when she realizes that she can actually achieve massive orgasms when you stimulate her G-spot she would become more and more used to it due to which she would orgasm more often. You should start it all by making her highly comfortable and at the same time getting her into a relaxed state. You see a woman will never orgasm unless she is relaxed. The next step would be to use your fingers and stimulate her G-spot. Her G-spot is located 2 or 3 inches at the beginning end of the vagina and once you stimulate this part she would orgasm faster than you can even imagine.
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To satisfy a woman in bed, it is very important to consider her body beyond vagina. You need to make love to her body and connect to her soul. You need to understand her body and her mechanics so that you can satisfy her in bed.
Women love to be treated with a lot of love, affection and they like more of meaningful sex where they are emotionally driven towards the person.
Partners might have different sexual preferences but we call it compatibility when they discover each other's sexual preferences for greater fun, pleasure and excitement.
You have to take the lead and strike the chords right so that she wants more of you.
o You need to relax her body to awaken her senses so that she responds to your moves well. This can be through massage and lightly touching her shoulders, temples and so on.
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o If you intend to encourage a very strong orgasm in your partner, you need to concentrate on her body beyond her vagina. Take the lead in the act and plan surprises her.
o Appreciate her beauty, her moves and tell her what you find irresistible in her.
o Discover her G-spot and the sexual position which is most pleasurable for both of you. Try something new in bed beyond the missionary position.
o Woman on top helps in better arousal and orgasm as it helps in greater clitoris and G-spot stimulation simultaneously.
o Women do also love foreplay as they need to be stimulated well before the act. Since they can derive that stimulation mentally, physically as well as emotionally; you need to set up a very strong mood to have a good time under the sacks.
o You need to do this so that she does not fake her orgasm.
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